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12.06.2025 03:13
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What is the happy reality of our generation?
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Byron Allen Puts His Local TV Stations Up for Sale - The Hollywood Reporter
No way
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
With record crowd watching, Sky get blown out by Fever in first WNBA game at United Center - AP News
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Telescope Captures First-Ever Ultra-Fine Magnetic Stripes on the Sun’s Surface! - The Daily Galaxy
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Do you consider masturbating to porn cheating if you are married?
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
What are some difficulties in a JEE aspirant's life?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Is it legal for an employer to ask why you are taking time off from work?